WHY THIS
Nunca se me antojaron tanto los dulces como ahora *_*
(Source: clairvoyans, via sujuismydrug)
That Leeteuk guy you called a worthless leader? He’s too busy swimming in all the awards and all the fame to listen to your shit. That Heechul guy you said wasn’t a guy? He’s wearing a dress and is fucking your girlfriend. That Han Geng guy you said was terrible at Korean? He’s busy ruling China. That Yesung fellow you said was a weirdo? He’s stroking your mother’s philtrum right now. That Kangin guy with many scars? He wrestled 500 great white sharks because he can. That Shindong guy you said was too fat and is a worthless member? He’s got your girlfriend. That Sungmin guy you said tries too hard? He’s sexually frustrating your grandma because of it. That Hyukjae guy who you said looks like a monkey? His looks and dancing skills impregnated the whole East Asian seaboard. That Siwon fellow who you said was too into religion? He’s too busy raking in the dough and all the bitches to hear your crock. That Zhou Mi guy you said was too into shopping? he maxed out your credit cards again. that Donghae guy you said acts too much like a child? he fucked your mother and colored a purple elephant and it’s on your refrigerator. that Ryeowook guy who you said wasn’t manly enough? he’s fucking all the noonas now. that Kibum guy who you said doesn’t do anything? he’s infiltrating North Korea and learning all of their secrets. that Kyuhyun guy who you said was too snarky? he’s fucking your girlfriend and your mom and your all of your cousins. that Henry guy who you said was worthless? he’s too busy wooing all the ahjummas and the noonas to hear you right now. reblog if you’re an ELF.
This is win.
(Source: generalcharisma, via elfishyy)
